Everyday I'm shufflin

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

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shutupfour:

Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.

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thescarymonstersundermybed:

whovians-and-sherlockians:

readalfa:

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.

I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs

probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2 

Obama + Michelle

okinawanwarrior:

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raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

are we going to ignore the fact that both Rose and Daisy’s names are names of flowers..no okay..

O.O

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buttpilgrim:

calm down zoro

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iamthebricklayer:

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sesoraz:

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rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

guys, Gaston and Belle’s kids look really cute…

How many eggs would Belle and Gaston’s household go through every morning??

So Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs every morning but when he was little he ate only 4 dozen. Gaston eats 60 eggs every morning (ew), he estimated that he and Belle would have 6 or 7 boys, so assuming that all the boys in the portraits are separate children (6 of them - nice attention to detail, artist!) they will each consume 4 dozen eggs every morning, that is, each child will eat 48 raw eggs every morning. 6 boys eating 48 eggs each comes out to 288 eggs, plus Gaston’s 60 eggs, bringing the Belle-Gaston household daily egg total to 348.

WOW, bravo to you for taking the time to figure that out! :O